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Jan 29 '13
SLAP FIGHTS! #TGDN Cult of “Personality” causing GOP back stabbing!
The “rise” of the twitter mob known as #TGDN (Twitter Gulag Defense Network) has already been documented by plenty of other people, and while I’m loathe to even give them another mention, THEY’RE FIGHTING LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND IT’S FUCKING AWESOME!
A little background:

This is Todd Kincannon. Sexy, huh? He started TGDN to skirt the Twitter spam algorithm by connecting his herd of racist, homophobic, redneck tools together thus making it harder for their accounts to be suspended by the spam/block feature. For a brief moment, conservatives salivated at the idea of being able to ask for President Obama’s birth certificate in even louder, tackier voices, without fear of being spam-blocked.
But since Todd Kincannon is a pretty disgusting guy, some of his conservative fellow travelers were mighty pissed that he was getting all the attention, which totally infringed on their hard-hitting blogtalkradio shows that so many people listen to. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.) Thus, the revelation of Todd Kincannon’s disgusting penis came to light, brought forth by one of his own Klan!
If you’re not yet convinced, just head over to Todd Kincannon’s Twitter and behold the constant bickering with people and angry, arrogant attacks, and embarrassing dirty laundry. 
Where will #TGDN go next? Will Todd continue to show everyone his stubby gross peen? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? In the meantime, enjoy this video of Todd Kincannon talking about sexting, ironically, WITH A FUCKING VISIBLE BAND AID ON HIS FUCKING FACE.

SLAP FIGHTS! #TGDN Cult of “Personality” causing GOP back stabbing!

The “rise” of the twitter mob known as #TGDN (Twitter Gulag Defense Network) has already been documented by plenty of other people, and while I’m loathe to even give them another mention, THEY’RE FIGHTING LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND IT’S FUCKING AWESOME!

A little background:

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This is Todd Kincannon. Sexy, huh? He started TGDN to skirt the Twitter spam algorithm by connecting his herd of racist, homophobic, redneck tools together thus making it harder for their accounts to be suspended by the spam/block feature. For a brief moment, conservatives salivated at the idea of being able to ask for President Obama’s birth certificate in even louder, tackier voices, without fear of being spam-blocked.

But since Todd Kincannon is a pretty disgusting guy, some of his conservative fellow travelers were mighty pissed that he was getting all the attention, which totally infringed on their hard-hitting blogtalkradio shows that so many people listen to. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.) Thus, the revelation of Todd Kincannon’s disgusting penis came to light, brought forth by one of his own Klan!

If you’re not yet convinced, just head over to Todd Kincannon’s Twitter and behold the constant bickering with people and angry, arrogant attacks, and embarrassing dirty laundry. 

Where will #TGDN go next? Will Todd continue to show everyone his stubby gross peen? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? In the meantime, enjoy this video of Todd Kincannon talking about sexting, ironically, WITH A FUCKING VISIBLE BAND AID ON HIS FUCKING FACE.

Jan 9 '13
This is the only gun that conservatives need on #gunappreciationday.
Gun Appreciation Day is January 19th.

This is the only gun that conservatives need on #gunappreciationday.

Gun Appreciation Day is January 19th.

Jan 8 '13
Jan 8 '13

Alex Jones and the Tea-Taliban are a nightmare. Wake up, America.

Jan 7 '13
TL;DR: HEADS THE FUCK UP: Liberals should be very afraid of conservatives gaining traction on the internet.
After the dismal failure of the GOP in the 2012 elections, we who are not hard-right conservatives should expect the following from the Tea-Party in future election cycles:
1. Focus on minorities, minority recruitment, minority representation
2. Targeted approaches to gain more young voters, single voters
3. Saturation of the internet and social media with messages to attack, smear, silence, and intimidate liberals, democrats, traditional libertarians, moderate republicans, and other free-thinkers.
We should be most concerned with #3. Conservatives are like Voldemort. They are not defeated easily, and when it appears that we have vanquished them, they are really planning to come back—plotting and gathering strength and energy to be more tacky, annoying, and damaging than before.
Liberals and free-thinkers are great at influencing culture through the internet largely because of our creativity, wit, and unrestrained humor, but we sometimes don’t know when to continue fighting. The 2012 elections were exhausting, but the rewards were great. Now, we have to keep the pressure on by continuing to engage people through the internet, through culture, and through social media in order to head off conservative fear-mongering and narrative grubbing.
Right now, conservatism is in BIG trouble. The Tea-Taliban is trying to purge the GOP of moderates with mixed results. Grover Nordquist is being raked over the coals. Eric Erikson of RedState is being called out by his own readers for leading them down the garden path. Breitbart.com and Dana Loesch are not friendsies right now because of a labor dispute (hahaha). Other conservatives are being lambasted in the media for their out-of-touch views. It’s wonderful to sit back and enjoy the in-fighting, but we can’t become complacent and believe that they are defeated. They will be back.
One need only remember that the conservative movement in America is bankrolled by rich people (not that the whole paradigm of our two-party system isn’t fully owned by the rich) and rich people are usually the ones who have the power whether we like it or not. Look at our current unemployment issue; corporations are sitting on war chests of money and holding back hiring while still making record profits. I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility that they hope to hold out until another bright, shiny Reagan-esque republican “businessman” is holding the reigns of our country.
If we just sit back and wait until we have to fight again (meaning wasting time between now and 2014), we will lose like we lost in 2010. Mid-term elections are usually unkind to the party of the seated president, but why give away power when we have the opportunity to fight now?
Conservatives are already mobilizing on Twitter and trying (though mostly embarrassingly in vain) to tap into the meme-space that is naturally controlled by humorous liberals. If we sit around and act like #tcot or #tgdn trending on Twitter is no big deal, we’ll truly regret it in a year’s time. We have to watch what they are doing and counter with something bigger and more innovative than their attempts to gain prominence in culture. Social liberalism is not an inevitability. It’s a trajectory for which amazing people have fought so hard.
We have to be hitting the issues hard on social media and connect with one another in meaningful ways virtually and in real life to continue to momentum we have gained in the last 4 years. The conservatives promise a revolution in 2013, but we’ve already begun the revolution and we’re already winning it, but we can’t take that for granted. We have to take every opportunity we can to move our country in the direction of progress, not in the direction of 1950’s or 1980’s nostalgia and nuclear family paradigms that worked for so few.
The time to act, truly, was yesterday.

TL;DR: HEADS THE FUCK UP: Liberals should be very afraid of conservatives gaining traction on the internet.

After the dismal failure of the GOP in the 2012 elections, we who are not hard-right conservatives should expect the following from the Tea-Party in future election cycles:

1. Focus on minorities, minority recruitment, minority representation

2. Targeted approaches to gain more young voters, single voters

3. Saturation of the internet and social media with messages to attack, smear, silence, and intimidate liberals, democrats, traditional libertarians, moderate republicans, and other free-thinkers.

We should be most concerned with #3. Conservatives are like Voldemort. They are not defeated easily, and when it appears that we have vanquished them, they are really planning to come back—plotting and gathering strength and energy to be more tacky, annoying, and damaging than before.

Liberals and free-thinkers are great at influencing culture through the internet largely because of our creativity, wit, and unrestrained humor, but we sometimes don’t know when to continue fighting. The 2012 elections were exhausting, but the rewards were great. Now, we have to keep the pressure on by continuing to engage people through the internet, through culture, and through social media in order to head off conservative fear-mongering and narrative grubbing.

Right now, conservatism is in BIG trouble. The Tea-Taliban is trying to purge the GOP of moderates with mixed results. Grover Nordquist is being raked over the coals. Eric Erikson of RedState is being called out by his own readers for leading them down the garden path. Breitbart.com and Dana Loesch are not friendsies right now because of a labor dispute (hahaha). Other conservatives are being lambasted in the media for their out-of-touch views. It’s wonderful to sit back and enjoy the in-fighting, but we can’t become complacent and believe that they are defeated. They will be back.

One need only remember that the conservative movement in America is bankrolled by rich people (not that the whole paradigm of our two-party system isn’t fully owned by the rich) and rich people are usually the ones who have the power whether we like it or not. Look at our current unemployment issue; corporations are sitting on war chests of money and holding back hiring while still making record profits. I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility that they hope to hold out until another bright, shiny Reagan-esque republican “businessman” is holding the reigns of our country.

If we just sit back and wait until we have to fight again (meaning wasting time between now and 2014), we will lose like we lost in 2010. Mid-term elections are usually unkind to the party of the seated president, but why give away power when we have the opportunity to fight now?

Conservatives are already mobilizing on Twitter and trying (though mostly embarrassingly in vain) to tap into the meme-space that is naturally controlled by humorous liberals. If we sit around and act like #tcot or #tgdn trending on Twitter is no big deal, we’ll truly regret it in a year’s time. We have to watch what they are doing and counter with something bigger and more innovative than their attempts to gain prominence in culture. Social liberalism is not an inevitability. It’s a trajectory for which amazing people have fought so hard.

We have to be hitting the issues hard on social media and connect with one another in meaningful ways virtually and in real life to continue to momentum we have gained in the last 4 years. The conservatives promise a revolution in 2013, but we’ve already begun the revolution and we’re already winning it, but we can’t take that for granted. We have to take every opportunity we can to move our country in the direction of progress, not in the direction of 1950’s or 1980’s nostalgia and nuclear family paradigms that worked for so few.

The time to act, truly, was yesterday.

Dec 5 '12
TL; DR: REPUBOCALYPSE CONTINUES WITH A CHRISTMAS CULLING OF LUNATICS!
I had hoped this day would come. John Boehner, current Speaker of the House has fired several of his more-batshit-crazy comrades from their committee appointments. The conservative Anger Machine/Echo Chamber combo pack is predictably pissed.
Now talk is swirling over Twitter and in the blogosphere of a split in the GOP, with the Tea Party “seceding” from the Big Tent. These people love to quit and skip town, huh? God forbid they should try to consider principles presented outside of the freerepublic.com/christianist Taliban fugue they seem to live in.
If the GOP is, in fact, detoxifying their ranks and moving towards becoming a moderate party in America, this means more suffering and pain for them before they find their stride, or if they find their stride. The hitch in this little detox fantasy, however, is the shared knowledge of the Tea-Taliban and the Oligarch GOP that they cannot survive in the short term as two separate parties. The moderate money-hungry GOP-remix party has a shot at life as a real party down the road, but the hardline conservative Tea Party theocrats don’t have the money or a viable platform that Americans will even consider. 
So, as much fun as it would be to watch the GOP humiliate conservatives by detoxing the party, thereby rendering both their excrement (the Tea Party) and themselves entirely impotent, it probably won’t happen. Rich people like money too much, and Christians like power too much. They’ll probably settle on the final option for the “Big Tent” together: keep trying to move the country in a direction that the majority of the voters don’t want to go and then cry and scream about it when they lose election after election.
This really is the season of giving. Thank you golden baby Jesus!

TL; DR: REPUBOCALYPSE CONTINUES WITH A CHRISTMAS CULLING OF LUNATICS!

I had hoped this day would come. John Boehner, current Speaker of the House has fired several of his more-batshit-crazy comrades from their committee appointments. The conservative Anger Machine/Echo Chamber combo pack is predictably pissed.

Now talk is swirling over Twitter and in the blogosphere of a split in the GOP, with the Tea Party “seceding” from the Big Tent. These people love to quit and skip town, huh? God forbid they should try to consider principles presented outside of the freerepublic.com/christianist Taliban fugue they seem to live in.

If the GOP is, in fact, detoxifying their ranks and moving towards becoming a moderate party in America, this means more suffering and pain for them before they find their stride, or if they find their stride. The hitch in this little detox fantasy, however, is the shared knowledge of the Tea-Taliban and the Oligarch GOP that they cannot survive in the short term as two separate parties. The moderate money-hungry GOP-remix party has a shot at life as a real party down the road, but the hardline conservative Tea Party theocrats don’t have the money or a viable platform that Americans will even consider.

So, as much fun as it would be to watch the GOP humiliate conservatives by detoxing the party, thereby rendering both their excrement (the Tea Party) and themselves entirely impotent, it probably won’t happen. Rich people like money too much, and Christians like power too much. They’ll probably settle on the final option for the “Big Tent” together: keep trying to move the country in a direction that the majority of the voters don’t want to go and then cry and scream about it when they lose election after election.

This really is the season of giving. Thank you golden baby Jesus!

Dec 4 '12

Bruce Springsteen sounds like some homeless guy was picked up off the street, given a handle of poland spring vodka and forced to sing christmas carols. I love me some bruce, but jesus christ. Christmas carols are the fucking WORST.

"SANTA CAME DOWN THA CHIMNEY, HALV PAS TREE, WIF LOTZ UH NICE LIL PREZNS FUH MAH BEBEH AN MI. MERR CHRISNERS BEBEH!"

Every supermarket, store, corner, bathroom, EVERYWHERE. God.

Nov 13 '12
DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, CONSERVATIVES! GO AHEAD AND SECEDE! MOVE TO A THEOCRATIC COUNTRY THAT SHARES YOUR REPRESSIVE, CONSERVATIVE IDEALS…..LIKE IRAN. NO ONE WILL MISS YOU!

Seriously, get fucked, crybabies.

DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, CONSERVATIVES! GO AHEAD AND SECEDE! MOVE TO A THEOCRATIC COUNTRY THAT SHARES YOUR REPRESSIVE, CONSERVATIVE IDEALS…..LIKE IRAN. NO ONE WILL MISS YOU!

Seriously, get fucked, crybabies.

Nov 8 '12
The National Organization for Marriage used the above photo as a header to cry about the fact that they lost big in the equality ballot measures. I’m sure they thought, “This looks like the best possible marriage picture. Three generations of happy white people who are happy because they’re a traditional family: Grandma and Grandpa, Mom and Dad, Bro and Sis.”
What NOM doesn’t know is that this actually looks like a picture of two different families, a cougar with her arm around the little sister of her boytoy (far left), and a silver fox fuck machine with his young chippee and son (far right) that was the product of several late night slam-fests at the office when she was his secretary. The old man made an off color joke about his wife’s vagina to the cougar and they’re all giggling while in the waiting area to be seated at TGI Fridays. This is America now.

The National Organization for Marriage used the above photo as a header to cry about the fact that they lost big in the equality ballot measures. I’m sure they thought, “This looks like the best possible marriage picture. Three generations of happy white people who are happy because they’re a traditional family: Grandma and Grandpa, Mom and Dad, Bro and Sis.”

What NOM doesn’t know is that this actually looks like a picture of two different families, a cougar with her arm around the little sister of her boytoy (far left), and a silver fox fuck machine with his young chippee and son (far right) that was the product of several late night slam-fests at the office when she was his secretary. The old man made an off color joke about his wife’s vagina to the cougar and they’re all giggling while in the waiting area to be seated at TGI Fridays. This is America now.

Nov 8 '12

There’s rarely a suitable occasion for Faith Hill, since she’s kind of a nut job, but this song proves incredibly useful in my continued enjoyment of the demise of the republican party.

Also, this (from peterjsullivan):